Posts archive for: June, 2008
  • Mouldy Peaches

    The summer project hand-in/presentation has come and gone, and in keeping with the laid back/lazy nature of this blog, three days after the fact is naturally the best time to talk about it.

    In case you weren't sure, I was in group K, and our project was 'Peach' - a Benriks Diary style organisation intent on getting younger people (within the demographic of 16-24 as set by the brief) to get up off their arse and do something with their lives.

    Our three-minute-wonder (3MW) went down well - we've recieved several comments saying that it was the best out of all eighteen groups, with some even saying we should have won. Of course, I would have loved to have won (spoilers: WE DIDN'T WIN), I don't know how victorious I would have felt. Having seen the 3MW in action, I can say that the director has taken a hug amount of liberties with the script that Louka (the other scriptwriter in group K) and I gave him. Sure, there are bits of our work in there, but I found myself having to listen out for my own soundbites.

    I know I shouldn't get too worked up about this - after all, if the industry horror stories I've been hearing are true, then once you've handed your script to those responsible for shooting it then it's out of your hands. Normally, however, the script is handed in with the prospect of recieving money for it, making it feel less soul-destroying when you see your work bastardised (I remember Jan Weddup once saying to me that his two favourite words in the English language were 'Cheque Enclosed'). But because there's no money involved, I don't feel like I personally have achieved anything with the 3MW. Is it worrying that I'm worrying about money? I'm a student, you can't blame me I suppose.

    The mobile phone video was a lot more satisfying for me, even though I didn't like the script I'd written - it was cheesy, ham fisted, and truth be told a little underdeveloped. But it still satisfied me more than our 3MW simply because it had a different director who stuck to it like a limpet. I saw it for the first time the day before the presentations and I remember thinking something along the lines of 'Jesus, that's MY work jumping off the page at me'. It's a great feeling, but I understand that it's one I shouldn't get too attached to if I'm to make it in the industry in the future.

    The presentation itself was brilliant, and I have to hand it to Ryan, Thom and Louise - they were all superb. I remember Thom telling me how much he was dreading it, but when he was up there he was flawless - I was sitting at the back of the and I could hear him clearly, he sounded confident, he made the audience laugh. I don't know why he got so worked up over it really. All three of them did a great job up there.

    What have I gained from the experience of the Summer Project? I'm not quite sure. Perhaps the knowledge that, while authorship is okay and it's fine to be proud of a piece of work, I shouldn't expect other people to be as proud of it as I am.

    More additions to the AWESOME list.

    - The idea that I'm going to be sitting at home playing XBox (or getting my hair cut) next week.
    - Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw's 'Trilby' series of adventure games.
    - The knowledge that the hat I wore for most of my college time did not, as I had previously thought, fall into a toilet at a party and is in fact completely clean.
    - Marvel 1602
    - Grindhouse (Planet Terror is more AWESOME than Death Proof though)
    - BBQ Chicken
    - Blockbuster Salty Popcorn

  • The two empty bottles of Pepsi next to me say I should probably do more exercise

    ...But I won't. At least not on Wii Fit. I had a go on that wretched thing recently and it had the balls to call me obese. OBESE? A little on the chubby side, sure - why sugar-coat the obvious? But OBESE? Screw you Wii Fit. Actually I'd like something that was sugar coated right now...maybe a doughnut...or a choc ice...sugar coated choc ice...fuck it, I'm going for a long walk tomorrow.

    As my first year at BU continues to draw to an end, I have a lot of time on my hands and I find it frustrating that the only Wii game I own that I haven't beaten yet is Tomb Raider Anniversary (which isn't as good as TR: Legend, hopefully Underworld will bring something new to the table - Underworld is the name of the lingerie factory in Corrie, maybe they'll do some cross-advertising thing where Lara Croft wears Manc-knickers for the whole game. The movie 'Underworld' missed a trick there - that starred Kate Beckinsale, and her in underwear would have pulled in more punters than it did. Hell, I'd have fucking gone), and I don't fancy playing it much when there's a perfectly good Mario Kart online mode to be played.

    Mind you, I lost well over 1000 points on that game this evening, so the less said about that the better.

    Moving swiftly onto uni related matters (because that would be the point of this blog), I'm sure I'm not the only student posting wilding these past few days to make it look like they've done more towards PDP. I stick my hand in the air right now and admit that I underestimated the importance of this blog. But to be fair, this is my fourth attempt at a blog for this project, so credit where credit's due - even if it isn't due to me.

    The Summer Project hand-in date draws ever closer, and I can't help but feel that, as a scriptwriter, my role has been somewhat diminished. I feel like there was more I could have done - sure, I wrote the scripts that were required of me, but it says a lot about the Unit as a whole that I was able to spend nearly two weeks at home in Sussex during this project and not have the project collapse. I offered to help with shooting and that, but I never got asked to.

    Tomorrow we've our final meeting before the hand in - the first opportunity I'll have had to see my writing in motion. I've heard from people that have had their scripts filmed before. They say it's a great feeling, to see the words you wrote leap up in front of you, and bitchslap you with the notion that THEY'RE MOVING! I hope it's that good of a feeling - well, we'll see.

    What else is on my mind? Not a lot else really. The fact that I've got to do a lot of work on MKWii to get all my points back is pretty prominent. That's pretty much it. What does it say about me that a videogame score is weighing more heavily on my mind than uni work? I hope that says more about the uni work than my priorities.

    More additions to the AWESOME list. One day I'll compile all these things, and get them published in one EPIC tome.

    The word 'EPIC'
    Anton Chirguh (he will fuck up your shit)
    In Rainbows
    Mario Kart Wii (even though I suck at it of late)
    The Hulk
    My sketch of PresidentJuggernaut
    Having more money than I previously anticipated
    My limited suscribers edition of the July 2008 issue of Empire (bow down to me, you shop-purchasing proles!)

    Laters.

Footer:

The content of this website belongs to a private person, blog.co.uk is not responsible for the content of this website.